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Lets Backdoor the Browns into the nrl

We are an unusal team ready to take on the chooks, bunnies and the rest of the dodgie sounding animals in the best Rugba Leeg competition in the World. 

Is there a more iconic River then the Brown Snake?

The Brisbane River starts in the Bunya Mountains and winds its way through South Queensland into Brisbane and out to Moreton.  The chocolate waters that are iconic in Brisvegas are the only true mascot of the city we intend to represent.

finance is covered

With RSLs around the bottom half of the state running chook raffles for us and the Bunnings stores allowing us to feed the people sausage sizzles money is no option for us.  Best of all its all cash so ScoMo doesn’t have to dip into it.

We will also bring back the footy doubles at home games! 

King Browns

We haven’t made our first recruit just yet but we have our feelers out for a King Brown to inspire the Brown Snake Fans.  We have a short list os some of the great Queenslanders that have had a dip in the river. From the Emperor to, Bradbury, the Irwins to Stefanovic or even the great Scott Minto, fingers crossed we will have a King Brown announcement soon.

 

VOTE 1 THE BROWN

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